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[Oct. 12th, 2007|08:35 pm] |
A: Can you get me heroin?
B: I could, but I won't
A: Why not
B: My cousin died last week from a Heroin overdose.
A: ... |
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| Welcome to Pepperdine |
[Aug. 26th, 2007|09:48 pm] |
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hey dude its ryan...i saw you at the music (im a voice major btw) thing and i know this is kinda wierd but im co prez for the "secret" gay group on campus and saw that your are...do you want to be apart of it... there is also a secret facebook group for all the closited ppl if you want i can invite you to that. hit me back... |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 19th, 2007|06:37 pm] |
Thursday I rear-ended a lady on PCH. Luckily, I barely kissed the bumper on her Land Rover. We pulled over, she had a line of dust, and some scratches. I didn't even bother to look at my car. We exchanged information, and I asked her not to contact my insurance and that I would just pay for it myself. She agreed. She had to leave quickly for a meeting. She was very Malibu.
I called her today to follow up. She says don't worry about it, it's just a few scratches, nothing so bad that she'll bother to, say, replace her bumper. Thank God. Yeah, that's right, I said THANK GOD.
However, I need to have my hood replaced, and the nose of my car reshaped. $1300. But it could have been so much worse. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2007|10:24 pm] |
Why does everyone in the world come in parts today?
Neil Simon |
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[Aug. 7th, 2007|12:01 pm] |
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Oh, and I think I'm writing a book... |
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[Aug. 7th, 2007|10:17 am] |
 | You scored as Cinderella, Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.
Cinderella | | 100% | The Beast | | 88% | Donald Duck | | 88% | Cruella De Ville | | 75% | Sleeping Beauty | | 69% | Peter Pan | | 50% | Ariel | | 50% | Goofy | | 50% | Pinocchio | | 31% | Snow White | | 19% | </td>
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 6th, 2007|07:42 pm] |
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EPIC WIN, CALL ME FOR MORE INFO, MOTHAFUCKAAAAS |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 4th, 2007|09:08 am] |
Six pounds in one week!
It's really not that bad. Especially every time I see a fat person.
And I go wild, with lattes instead of coffee black. And I'll use oil on my salads, not just vinegar. It actually fills me up... with sweet lovin...
I need to look really good by August 21st, Pepperdine's orientation. Since I dumped Bryan I really do need a way to get filled up with sweet lovin.
HAPPY 21ST MS. KAY REID GILMORE! |
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| I'm on day 2 |
[Jul. 31st, 2007|06:59 am] |
The classic Scarsdale Diet
Rules of the road:
Drink at least 4 glasses of water or diet soda per day.
You can add the following to your foods: herbs, salt, pepper, lemon, vinegar, Worcestershire, soy sauce, mustard & ketchup
DAY 1
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
any amount of lean beef, chicken or fish + tomato salad + coffee or tea
DINNER
broiled fish + tomato and lettuce salad + grapefruit or melon
DAY 2
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
any amount of fruit salad + coffee
DINNER
hamburger (without bread) and all the cooked vegetables you desire
DAY 3
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
tuna salad + grapefruit or melon
DINNER
2 lean pork chops + mixed green salad + coffee
DAY 4
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
2 eggs + cottage cheese + 3 oz. squash + 1 toast + coffee
DINNER
chicken ( grilled or broiled w/o skin ) + spinach or green pepper + coffee
DAY 5
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
all the dry cheese you want + spinach + 1 toast
DINNER
broiled fish + cooked veggies or green salad + 1 toast
DAY 6
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
fruit salad (as much as you want) + 1 coffee
DINNER
broiled chicken w/o skin + tomato and lettuce salad + grapefruit or melon + coffee
DAY 7
BREAKFAST
coffee or tea with sugar substitute & 1/2 grapefruit
LUNCH
cold or hot chicken + tomato & lettuce salad + grapefruit or melon + coffee
DINNER
lean beef + mixed salad + coffee |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 27th, 2007|12:20 pm] |
| You Are 56% Lady | 
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly. |
| You Are Jean Grey | 
Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).
Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!
Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals |
| You Should Be a Painter | 
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process! |
| You Are 68% Sociopath | 
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! |
| You Passed 8th Grade Science | 
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! |
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| From the Pepperdine Student Handbook... |
[Jul. 3rd, 2007|11:06 am] |
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Sexual Relationships In light of the teachings of Jesus and biblical Christianity, Pepperdine University affirms that sexual relationships are designed by God to be expressed solely within a marriage between husband and wife. This view of sexuality and marriage is rooted in the Genesis account of creation and is maintained consistently throughout Scripture. Sexual relations of any kind outside the confines of marriage are inconsistent with the teaching of Scripture, as understood by Christian churches throughout history, including Churches of Christ. Therefore, as a matter of moral and faith witness, all members of the University are expected to avoid such conduct themselves and to refrain from encouraging it in others. In all disciplinary matters, we will seek to be redemptive in the lives of the individuals involved. Consequently, the University will offer counsel and assistance to support and strengthen the individual’s resolve to live consistently within Christian teaching on sexuality. Sexual misconduct, depending on the facts and circumstances of each case, may result in disciplinary action. I'm fucked. Oh wait, no, I'M NOT.
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 30th, 2007|09:28 am] |
SO DEPRESSED
WTF
I hate this. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 28th, 2007|11:35 pm] |
When I say no, I mean no!
Apparently Bryan was dating another guy too, while we've been dating. Which is cool, we'd already talked about that and non-exclusivity and stuff. But he just told me he stopped seeing the other guy so that he could just be with me. Um. How does one say, bad choice, I'm using your body and don't give a fuck about you...?
Oh, and I got fired/quit Target today. It was interesting.
I'm hungry, I want chocolate. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2007|03:15 pm] |
I've been asked to perform the National Anthem, and GOD BLESS AMERICA, at Spanish Hills Country Club, after a tournament.
Of course I'm doing it.
I'm going to find a sugar daddy at the tournament dinner. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 27th, 2007|12:16 am] |
SO
ummmm
turns out bryan is kinda freaky
in bed
not sure how i feel about this |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 24th, 2007|01:46 pm] |
Men See You As Choosy
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Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
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| You Are a Martini | 
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! |
| You Are Expressionism | 
Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse. |
| You Are 20% Pure | 
You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try! |
| You Can Make 83% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You | 
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay? |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 22nd, 2007|05:51 pm] |
My mom told me she saw this guy in a Jaguar who was really hot, and that she hopes that's the kind of guy I'll be with. She then said she's a wishful thinker though, and really hopes that one day I'll come to my senses and become straight.
Damn... so close! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 20th, 2007|01:19 pm] |
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I don't have any gay relatives. Is that weird? |
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